Okay-so it's not actually Friday-in fact it's not even Saturday, but every week I want to review some gems from our past (read childhood), and Flashback Sundays just doesn't have a catchy ring to it. (What can I say, I'm a sucker for alliteration).
Anyway in keeping with my previous post of The Kids In The Hall's sassy I Won't Spread For No Roses I thought I'd revisit Jermaine Stewart's '88 abstinence anthem 'We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off' . (It took me forever to find it via YouTube because for some reason I thought it was sung by El DeBarge). Now while Stewart may not be the father of Kristina or the ex-brother in law of Janet -he still has his own charms: hell, he looks like a more successful Sanjaya.
The big controversy of the day was whether or not this song was about dry humping. Personally I think it's just a sweet-and super lame-diddy encouraging teenagers to wait before having full blown intercourse. However -even if it is about full clothed grinding - after listening to Chris Brown sing he was "gonna leave it in all night"on SNL -a little dry humpy humpy seems downright romantic. (Seriously Brown, I'm no expert but once you and your lady friend both punch the 'O' card it's time to pull out and do the required amount of cuddling).
That's it for this...uh...Friday. Wait till you see what I have for you next week, one word :Urkel.
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