Yet another Flashback Friday not written or uploaded on Friday. Eh......... like anyone really cares. However as promised I have brought Jaleel White in full Urkel mode performing another great abstinence anthem. Alas, this song wasn't a pop hit but a bit from a public service video on HIV and AIDS starring Magic Johnson and Arsenio Hall. (I would give my eye teeth if they re-made this with a Jimmy, Conan or Craig Ferguson.....it would be AMAZINGGGG!!!!!!!). For those of you too young to remember the cult of Urkel this is basically like if The Suite Life's Zach and/or Cody rapped about keeping it in their pants-except White was a much, much bigger star. Here now-some advice that could change a young teenager's life:
I do actually like this little ditty since it doesn't say you can NEVER have sex it only encourages you to wait until you're more mature----like say when you stop wearing flood pants with suspenders.
The other stand out from this special was Sinbad sporting latex instead of his trademark windbreaker.
Truly his second best acting performance after his guest appearance on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Educators of America-this is what we need - more goofy specials on teen celibacy and safe sex starring hilarious comedians dressed as condoms and child stars poking fun at TON-LOC. (The close up of the retainer-priceless). Maybe it wouldn't keep the teen pregnancy rate down or prevent kids from contracting diseases.....but it would be alot more fun to watch then the dry abstinence only films I was forced to sit through in high school. Damn, I really want to see a Disney kid rapping about keeping it in their pants! I'm looking at you Corey In The House!
I'm not sure spermicidally lubricated is my favourite pick up line, but it couldn't do me worse than going around saying Shazbut and NanuNanu did in high school.
ReplyDeleteI also genuinely enjoyed that rap despite myself. Like really, that was pretty good.
Those are both rather endearing and not all preachy, I didn't know Americans could do that. Why the hell are you sending us Seventh Heaven reruns instead of those? It's not like Jessica Biel ever encouraged men to be celibate.